1) Licked a razor.
2) Learnt the alphabet to the tune of Kylie Minogues 'I Should Be So Lucky'.
3) Called my mum a wanker (I didnt know what it meant).
4) Asked my teacher what condoms are for.
5) Picked my baby brother up out of his cot by his neck, sweetly repeating "I dont like you".
6) Accidently drank some cigarette ash out of a coca-cola can.
7) Called chicken pox 'tickle pops'.
8) Dragged a girl called Donna off my slide by her hair.
9) Fell over and knocked my front teeth out.
10) Liked Jason Donovan
