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| stephen fry |
"When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists. "
"Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them."
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. "
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| richie from bottom |
"Sod off you do-gooding bastards!"
"Well, thank you Lord for making me such a nice person. Yep, there's not many of us are there -- just me, Jesus and Mahatma Gandhi. And actually I'm a lot nicer than them two. Ho ho... I mean, Jesus had his problems, but he didn't have to put Eddie to bed every night!"
"Well thats just effing marvellous, isnt it Eddie?"
"Eddie Eddie Eddie! You were born in Southampton! WOW! Why did you ever leave?"
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